Not really. Don’t panic.

Here’s a great new blog following cancer stories in the Daily Mail:

“A blog following the Daily Mail’s ongoing mission to divide all the inanimate objects in the world into those that cause or cure cancer. This blog will be logging the Daily Mail’s progress through 2008 using the tools of pedantry, swearing and Venn diagrams.”

I LOVE it. In the latest entry, energy-saving lightbulbs are getting a kicking:

Oh wait, energy saving lightbulbs will give you skin cancer (and migraines, and eczema, and dizziness).

If they continue at this rate they will classify 936 objects into cancer causing or cancer curing in 2008. That’s not counting the Mail on Sunday.

Christ on a bike.