Archive for February, 2007

It just can’t happen

February 27th, 2007

I’m busy compiling a flashy new CV at the moment.

I’m ashamed to say that I don’t really have one at the moment. Indeed, if someone were to say to me “Send us over a CV and we’ll take a look”, I really wouldn’t have anything to show them. Which is foolish, isn’t it?

Anyway, I’ve been addressing this – slowly. I’m a bit busy at the moment – it’s deadline day tomorrow – and I generally don’t like writing them anyway.

I figured I would like to make it a bit snappy and different. Easier said than done. There’s a very fine line between being ‘different’ and just being a bit of a twat. How to gauge that? It’s impossible. By sending a dazzling CV you could be alienating a potential employer who is more used to dealing with serious CVs. Serious CVs are good. Applying for a job is a serious thing – so why shouldn’t your CV? My original draft of my CV resembled more of a pamphlet than a document representing me as a professional.

On the other hand, though, you need to stand out. Standing out is easy. I could whip my pants down and take a picture of my arse… that would certainly work. I can’t see it getting me a job though. Maybe a criminal record.

I’ll post my final effort on here soon. But please, please, if you happen to be an editor, don’t take my CV as an exact representation of me.

If it looks too stupidly OTT, then ignore it. I’m actually far more boring.

But if it looks very dull, please ignore it too. I’m actually very exciting.

(Another thought: does swearing (i.e. ‘arse’ and ‘twat’ in this entry) make me sound less of a pro too? Momma always used to say that people who swear show a lack of education. Rather like my CV, in fact.)

My work: Technobile

February 21st, 2007

This is in The Guardian today:

I’m apologising in advance in case this article ends up being a tad disjointed. Sorry, I can’t help it. The lure of the web keeps whipping my attention away. It’s been at least 50 seconds since I last checked my MySpace – and who knows what I’ve missed out on.

Read it all here!

Ridley

February 19th, 2007

Why does Yvonne Ridley keep letting us down? Twice this academic year, Yvonne Ridley has promised her attendance at the University of Lincoln for a guest talk, and twice she has let us down.

The most recent being tonight. The University might be a little too afraid to publicly boo her, but I certainly can without fear of repercussion:

Boooooooooooo!

Much better.

She was meant to give a guest lecture this evening. Instead, we were given a lecture by Richard Keeble, who is a full time lecturer here. Turns out he keeps a very interesting blog, which you can find here. (But NOT here…!)

Dartboard Confessional

February 17th, 2007

I was over reading the Creative Review Blog when I saw this post about an exhibition taking place in London at the moment.

80 London artists were asked to produce a picture of something they hate, which would then be made into a dartboard. I started thinking how much I’d like a dartboard with Bono on it…and to my delight, one of the artists was one step ahead:


Well done, Miles Donovan. You’re my new favourite friend.

The other dartboard designs can be found here.

Me, the serious writer!

February 17th, 2007

Its been ages, I’m sorry. I did know that postings would dry up a little once I got back to uni, but even so, there has been a real hefty delay since my last update.

Every blogger will say, quite rightly, that they don’t blog for the sake of their audience. However, it’s still very nice to have someone comment on your blog – hence the ability to on all blogs these days.

So it was very nice indeed to be told by another student – David – that he had read my blog and liked it. Describing my blog to a friend, he said: “He’s actually a serious writer!”

Wonderful!

In other news, the debate about my online unit at Lincoln Uni has taken a positive turn. After my blog ‘Old Skills’ was posted a couple of weeks back, the unit co-ordinator at the University has asked me to write an email outlining my worries. Whether or not they will be acted upon is one thing, but it is very encouraging to find that my views haven’t just been tossed aside and dismissed as they so easily could have been.

I will link this entry to a copy of my email once it has been sent.

The whole situation has spurred me on a little. I’m in the process of gathering opinions to put forth in an article. I’m aiming high (as ever) and looking at national publications that deal with the media. I’m utterly convinced this is a nationwide issue, and one that needs to be acted on quickly if journalism degrees/qualifications are to retain any kind of employable value.

And finally… more dissertation news. I have chosen my subject matter – still Michael Jackson – but I’ve narrowed it down to: What role did the media play in the development of public opinion in the Michael Jackson trials?

I’ve dug out my copy of J. Randy Taraborelli’s “The Magic and the Madness”, probably the most accurate and honest biography of Jackson out there. Even more honest, I’d say, than “Moonwalk”, Michael’s own autobiography. Not surprising really, Moonwalk is the Jackson equivalent of Wayne Rooney’s book. In other words, crap.

Real, Earth shattering news

February 6th, 2007

I’m not a big fan of The Sun, or tabloids in generally really, but today they’ve done something absolutely remarkable.

To get hold of a tape (which showed a friendly fire incident in Iraq) which the U.S originally said didn’t even exist is such an impressive feat that it almost makes me want to reconsider my disregard for the paper and its somewhat ‘iffy’ history.

Scoops like this are what the national press needs. Real, earth shattering news that has such force that politicians everywhere must sit up and take notice.

I’ve been trying to get hold of sales figures for yesterdays News of the World – which lead with the story of Faria Alam apparently being a hooker – compared to today’s Sun.

Interesting to see whether the celebrity story won through…or whether the general public care more about this.

Well done to The Sun.

Erm…

February 5th, 2007

How very annoying. I have a great big post ready to go…yet it won’t let me write anything with too many words.

Terrific.